The Chicago Transit Authority thinks an online gift shop will help losen the budget a little. Um, sure. Let’s check on that one this time next year. We should start a pool for who guess the number of items actually sold. I’ll say 100 items. Would you buys any of this crap?

Even better, Beachwood Reporter has a list of thing that won’t be sold there but should. My favs: The straight-to-video Speed sequel where any CTA bus traveling more than 10 m.p.h. blows up and Authentic misspelled route signs and placards.