Living and breathing in the Second City
I was ambivalent about instant replay in Baseball until I read this George Will column. Will connects the calls for instant replay to our cultural obsession with perfecting society.
The problem is that reformers will not restrain their metabolic urge for perfection. Listen, as they seem not to, to the logic of their language. They say: If you can replay something, you can get it right—judge it infallibly—and that is all that matters. This is an argument for using replays on every close call—plays at the bases and home plate, hit batters. And: Did an outfielder catch or trap a sinking line drive, etc.?
But it is not true that cameras positioned around a ballpark can answer every question, or even be more definitive than baseball’s remarkably skilled umpires, who render judgments close to a play. And even if cameras could deliver certainty, it is foolish to think that all other values should be sacrificed to that one
This an interesting philosophical question that reaches far beyond baseball. For instance, ever since Election 2000 we’ve become obsessed with recounts. And recounts are premised on the notion that there is some objectively absolute number of votes that can be counted to perfection. But the reality is that an election without irregularities is a rigged one. There simply isn’t any such thing in a free society, especially one this large.
But we can’t accept such an imperfect answer. Instead we ask government to spend billions on touch-screen voting that turns out (gasp!) imperfect.
The madness must stop.
The fog comes
on little cat feet.
It sits looking
over harbor and city
on silent haunches
and then moves on.
-Carl Sandburg
DGM
June 20th, 2008 at 9:24 am
OK, Will makes a good point, BUT I would like to see MLB & the Umpires Union work together at the END of the season (during the off-season) to truly assess and review those controversial plays that sparked issues and the umpires involved therein.
In the private sector we are periodically assessed for our performance. We are assessed on the work we do on a quarterly or yearly basis. Those whose work is not “cutting the mustard” are put on a “performance plan” or more radically, they are fired.
I would HOPE that MLB & the Umpires Union institute a similar process, becuase it seems to my perception that a VERY small number of umpires are involved in some questionnable plays/calls. Analysis should be done to investigate if perhaps the umpire is not getting in the proper position on a close play at home, or not running down the line fast enough on a close fair/foul call, or not asking for other umpire help from his crew when its necessitated.
I’m not getting conspiratorial here like that complete ASSCLOWN Ken “Hawk” Harrelson of the White Sox who seems to believe the umpires are in a conspiracy against the White Sox…I just want to know that MLB/Umpires Union “corrects” those umps who are not doing a “exceptional” job.
Eric
June 20th, 2008 at 7:40 pm
I don’t think perfect elections will ever happen, either. But given the stakes, I still think it’s a worthwhile investment to try to make them better.